Wimbledon Fanatic Pillows

'Tennis can be addictive...I wouldn't recommend going 'gold turkey'...let her watch an hour or two of repeats...'

I love Tennis

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Punk Reindeer

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Check out this new store."

Volcaniax

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

I love tennis

Guitar.

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."