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Emma Raducanu

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

I love Basketball.

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

I love tennis

Death playing with the middle east.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

How I spent my summer vacation...by Neil Gorsuch

I love Kung Fu.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

A tantrum of tennis players

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

Football prayers.