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It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Putting Practice.