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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

I love Lawyers

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Cristiano Ronaldo

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."