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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

I love Lawyers

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Cristiano Ronaldo

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'