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"Nothing's sacred anymore. Now they're allowing girls in the bassmaster classic!"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Golfing Boss

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Camping-Pong

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Why moms make bad refs.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Cheerleaders

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Antler Buzzers.

The Harper Plays Cricket.