Grand Slam Devotee Gifts

Emma Raducanu

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

I love Basketball.

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

I love tennis

Death playing with the middle east.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Bill Tilden

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

How I spent my summer vacation...by Neil Gorsuch

I love Kung Fu.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Rod Laver

No eye in team.

Tennis Champions

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

Roger Federer

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

Roger Federer.

Martina Navratilova

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

Football prayers.