Grand Slam Fan Gifts

Martina Navratilova

Rod Laver

A tantrum of tennis players

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Novak Djokovic

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.

I love PE.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Two flies and a spider umpiring playing tennis on a cow.

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

Tennis corruption