Grand Slam Watcher Gifts

Roger Federer

Roger Federer.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

Novak Djokovic

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"I quit."

Kick! Go for it!

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

I love tennis

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Arturo Sandoval

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Bill Tilden

'I'm leaving you for someone who ignores me to watch Wimbledon!'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Martina Hingis

'Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

'C'mon the one with the frilly knickers!'

"Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?"

Rod Laver

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'

Rafael Nadal

Tennis Champions

"Quiet please... the players are about to begin grunting."