Grand Slam Watcher Pillows

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"I quit."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

I love tennis

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Arturo Sandoval

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'I'm leaving you for someone who ignores me to watch Wimbledon!'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

'C'mon the one with the frilly knickers!'

"Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?"

'Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'

"Quiet please... the players are about to begin grunting."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

"Mind if I put the game on?"