Grand Slam Gifts

Novak Djokovic

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

Pete Sampras

European currency on the edge.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Raheem Sterling

World Economic Crisis.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Strive to win!

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Carlo Ancelotti

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Money down the drain.

Ah choo!

US Dollar weakens.