Wimbledon Fan Gifts

When John Isner got home

Pete Sampras

Henman 'over the' Hill

I don't know much about Tennis...

Wimbledon Tennis Winners.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Greenwich in the Season'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Novak Djokovic

Cat and mouse.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Two flies and a spider umpiring playing tennis on a cow.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

Tennis corruption

I love tennis

Murray out of Wimbledon...

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

Pizza Shard

"It's the racket season again!"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Middle managers play tennis.'

Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.

"Why don't we enroll in a Conflict Resolution Program where we can study the underpinnings of conflict dynamics and implement strategies to foster sustainable peace?"

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

The keen cricket fan

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'