Wimbledon Lover Gifts

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

Sloaney Pony.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

Novak Djokovic

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Cheerleaders

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Meryl Streep

'We were made for each other.'

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Media Darling.

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

Queen.

I love tennis

Death playing with the middle east.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house