World Champion Lover Gifts

As a world limbo champion, Dave could make it to an airplane's restroom...

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

100k Desert Crawl

Man proposes holding a balloon.

The next damn Batman.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Same Sex Wedding

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Harry Kewell

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

"I became rich by writing the bestseller 'How To Become Rich'."

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

"And now, our newest hit song..."

I love coloured tights

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Five

I love badminton.

Masked Wrestler

One-Up-Manship Valentine's Day

The Family Joules: Part 12

"And furthermore, I don't like the way you argue!"