Race Champion Lover Gifts

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

A day at the transgenic races

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

Hat Wars.

Same Sex Wedding

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

"I quit."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

Formula One car models

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Geez, this is gonna take forever! Turtle Funerals.

Darn it, you're touching my half of the love seat again.

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

'And it's a photo finish!'

Man cheats in a hurdle race by riding a horse.

Annual 10K Fun Run

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."