Race Champion Lover Pillows

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

A day at the transgenic races

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Same Sex Wedding

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Hat Wars.

"I quit."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

Formula One car models

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'And it's a photo finish!'

Man cheats in a hurdle race by riding a horse.

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

Annual 10K Fun Run

Tour de France.