Challenger Lover Pillows

"I can't wait to get to school! I love the joy of meeting a challenge, of reaching my goals and then over-achieving! What could be better than that?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Same Sex Wedding

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Duelling personalities.

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

Masked Wrestler

"There goes your knighthood."

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

One-Up-Manship Valentine's Day

LGBTQ is unfair to...