Motorsport Lover Gifts

Race Car GPS

Formula 1.

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'You better not start anything...'

"...and David Bloomier, a former high school math teacher, is driving the #4 car."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

Bob's Driving School.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Route 666

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Cheesie Rider

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Smile

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."