Young Champion Lover Gifts

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

The next damn Batman.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Couple

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

Same Sex Wedding

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Propriety

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

Competitions.

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

The future Muhammad Ali about to be conceived.

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

Miss Evans and the Eagle

"Can Lucy come out and date?"

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Five