Future Champion Lover Gifts

Mike Tyson. Age: minus three months.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Same Sex Wedding

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'Do you think he'll win a second term?', 'I don't know - I'm not sure I'm ready for 'Baracky II.''

Harry Kewell

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

' Love and pole vault'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Formula One car models

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

What do you like most about presents?

Competitions.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

The future Muhammad Ali about to be conceived.

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

I love badminton.

Masked Wrestler

One-Up-Manship Valentine's Day

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

'Once more unto the bridge dear friends, once more...'

Ballskeeper

Lady talking to artist at a party

"I can't wait to get to school! I love the joy of meeting a challenge, of reaching my goals and then over-achieving! What could be better than that?"

Gay Marriage

'He's supposed to be the greatest escapologist ever to be on television.'

What you have can only be cured if you're in a chance for gold in London.

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

A Man's First Love