Lover Of The Races Gifts

"Just passed the post - sadly not first, but last in the previous race!"

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Fishing.

'I win!'

Snail Coach

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

A tessellation of running figures.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Formula One car models

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

False starts.

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

There's nothing like the real thing!

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

'Fore!' [thinks] 'Ow! I'll bet that hurt!'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Annual 10K Fun Run

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

Bus rally tour

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

'You better not start anything...'

Biggest Hat Award

Running Stairs

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

The Finish Line