World Champion Lover Mugs

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

100k Desert Crawl

The next damn Batman.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

Same Sex Wedding

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

"I became rich by writing the bestseller 'How To Become Rich'."

I love coloured tights

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

I love badminton.

One-Up-Manship Valentine's Day

Masked Wrestler

"And furthermore, I don't like the way you argue!"

Introducing...Idiotman!