Boxing Bout Lover Mugs

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Smite him, my son!"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Raging Bull on Ice

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."