Wimbledon Enthusiast Gifts

Lawn Tennis

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

Tennis Fan

"I'm sorry but after 'Henman Hill' and 'Murray Mound' we are really only interested in supporting players whose names rhyme with the local topography."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'I always cry at weddings!'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Wedding disaster #27.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'