Visiting Wimbledon Gifts

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

The commentators want to run the officials...

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

I love tennis

Murray out of Wimbledon...

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"It's the racket season again!"

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

When John Isner got home

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

Soccer Fans.

Yankee Stadium.

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

'Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?'

I don't know much about Tennis...

"Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?"

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'