Wimbledon Tournament Gifts

"It's the racket season again!"

Wimbledon Tennis Winners.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Novak Djokovic

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Cheerleaders

A woman watches football on her computer.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

I love tennis

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Murray out of Wimbledon...

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

When John Isner got home

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

World Cup - Countdown

World Cup Fever

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Captive Audience.

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

The Joust

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'