Wimbledon Tournament Pillows

"It's the racket season again!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Cheerleaders

A woman watches football on her computer.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

I love tennis

Murray out of Wimbledon...

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

When John Isner got home

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

The Joust

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

Captive Audience.

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'