Wimbledon Season Gifts

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

'Actually, have you got any raspberries....?'

Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Tasty.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

I love tennis

Murray out of Wimbledon...

'Well, did you win or what?'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"It's the racket season again!"

When John Isner got home

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Rule Britannia!

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

I don't know much about Tennis...