Wimbledon Season Prints

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

'Actually, have you got any raspberries....?'

Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Novak Djokovic

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Tasty.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

I love tennis

Murray out of Wimbledon...

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

When John Isner got home

'Well, did you win or what?'

"It's the racket season again!"

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

Rule Britannia!

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."