Slam Dunk Devotee Gifts

I love Basketball.

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Novak Djokovic

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Basketball

"I love fast break business success."

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

The Wonder Gym.

YAAY! Slam dump!

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Athletic Darwinism.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'I can't dunk.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

I love Kung Fu.

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

NBA Vampire

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

No eye in team.

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'Bad news, coach. His test came back positive for spending hours in the weight room pumping iron.'