Slam Dunk Devotee Pillows

I love Basketball.

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Basketball

"I love fast break business success."

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

YAAY! Slam dump!

The Wonder Gym.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Athletic Darwinism.

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

I love Kung Fu.

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'I can't dunk.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'Bad news, coach. His test came back positive for spending hours in the weight room pumping iron.'

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'