Slam Dunkers Pillows

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I love fast break business success."

Basketball

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

I love Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

YAAY! Slam dump!

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Athletic Darwinism.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

Before and After Tattoos.

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'I can't dunk.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'