Slam Dunkers Gifts

NBA Lockout.

Gary turns 40.

Novak Djokovic

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

I love Basketball.

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

YAAY! Slam dump!

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Athletic Darwinism.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

Before and After Tattoos.

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

'I can't dunk.'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'Tell me again the name of the professional basketball team you played for.'

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'