Slam Dunk Champion Gifts

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Gary turns 40.

Novak Djokovic

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

I love Basketball.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

YAAY! Slam dump!

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Athletic Darwinism.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

'I can't dunk.'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

Before and After Tattoos.

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

NBA Vampire

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

'Tell me again the name of the professional basketball team you played for.'

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."