Slam Dunk Champion Mugs

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Gary turns 40.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

I love Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

YAAY! Slam dump!

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Athletic Darwinism.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Before and After Tattoos.

'I can't dunk.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'