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"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"Dang! Coach's Gran'ma can play rings around me!"

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Good game."

Gary turns 40.

The Salmon Run

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Basketball

"I love fast break business success."

Why moms make bad refs.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

I love Basketball.

Basketball.

Puppy.

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'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Kobe Bryant

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."