Slam Dunker Gifts

Basketball.

Basketball Problems

Can't dunk?

Gary turns 40.

Novak Djokovic

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

I love Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

YAAY! Slam dump!

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Athletic Darwinism.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

Before and After Tattoos.

'I can't dunk.'

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

'Tell me again the name of the professional basketball team you played for.'

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

'OK... But can he play defense?'