Slam Dunker Pillows

Basketball.

Basketball Problems

Can't dunk?

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

I love Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

YAAY! Slam dump!

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Athletic Darwinism.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Before and After Tattoos.

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

'I can't dunk.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

'OK... But can he play defense?'

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"

'Your franchise player will see you now, coach.'

T-Rex Basketball