Slam Dunk Dreamers Gifts

'Have you considered pro-basketball, son.'

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I love fast break business success."

I love Basketball.

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

YAAY! Slam dump!

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Athletic Darwinism.

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'I can't dunk.'

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

'OK... But can he play defense?'