Slam Dunk Enthusiasts Gifts

Dunk Like A Pro.

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'Tell me again the name of the professional basketball team you played for.'

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Novak Djokovic

"I love fast break business success."

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

I love Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

YAAY! Slam dump!

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Athletic Darwinism.

Frogs playing basketball.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

"There's more to life than winning. There's also declaring stock and business losses for tax purposes."

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

Flagrant foul - $5

Before and After Tattoos.

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."