Slam Dunk Fan Gifts

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Novak Djokovic

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I love fast break business success."

I love Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

At the poetic justice fair.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

YAAY! Slam dump!

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Athletic Darwinism.

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

Rod Laver

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'Whose bright idea was that gift?'

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'I can't dunk.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

NBA Vampire

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

Hipster Charm Offensive

Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

Keats and Shelley are fascinated by those poetry slams.

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'