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'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

I love Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

At the poetic justice fair.

YAAY! Slam dump!

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Athletic Darwinism.

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'I can't dunk.'

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'