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'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Basketball

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

I love Basketball.

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

YAAY! Slam dump!

Athletic Darwinism.

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

"To be or not to be."

NBA Vampire

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

Before and After Tattoos.

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

'I can't dunk.'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'The head of our script department!'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

'Tell me again the name of the professional basketball team you played for.'

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'