Slam Dunk Prodigy Gifts

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"I love fast break business success."

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

I love Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

YAAY! Slam dump!

Athletic Darwinism.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'I can't dunk.'

Before and After Tattoos.

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

"To be or not to be."

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

'The head of our script department!'

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'