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Dunk Like A Pro.

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

"I love fast break business success."

I love Basketball.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

YAAY! Slam dump!

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Athletic Darwinism.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Frogs playing basketball.

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

"There's more to life than winning. There's also declaring stock and business losses for tax purposes."

Flagrant foul - $5

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

'I can't dunk.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

Before and After Tattoos.