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'Have you considered pro-basketball, son.'

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I love fast break business success."

I love Basketball.

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

YAAY! Slam dump!

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Athletic Darwinism.

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

'I can't dunk.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'Tell me again the name of the professional basketball team you played for.'

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'