World Cup Watchers Gifts

Deja v?...

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

A woman watches football on her computer.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

The Rugby Throw Up.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Football Planet

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

World Cup Fan.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

Luka Modric

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

German Coach Joachim Löw