Watching The World Cup Gifts

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'