Watching Soccer Gifts

"My chips need more salsa."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"