Love-struck Aviator Gifts

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

The Scanner Of Love.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'It's for you.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Lost in Admiration

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"It's not what you think."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."

"Clear!"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

Romantic Painter

'Your weight is 297 and you will soon be charged an extra airline fee...'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

Ice Cream Romance

Crash landing

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Reindeer Crossing