Aviator At Heart Gifts

'Your weight is 297 and you will soon be charged an extra airline fee...'

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Cow Blue Arrows

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Football

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Birds on the wing

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

Fish Aeroplane

The Red Baron meets his match.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Red Arrows Rookies

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Birds following an aeroplane.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Mission accomplished.

'Must be American.'

OOPS!

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."